Rumors

I have realized that while rumors circulate around all departments on campus and among students, I have never seen so many rumors in one semester about a particular department. More specifically, certain people.
It seems that every time I'm in the department (I will not specifically name what it is) I hear something new about a professor or a TA, then when I'm in class I hear from fellow students something entirely different. The only things that are most likely true are the basics: TAs and professors have meetings to discuss the homework, midterms, finals, and the grading system; the professors are borderline genius- or just really really smart.
All the other rumors I've heard and completely contradictory to each other. It's quite amazing to see so many rumors buzzing in the air about so few people.

By the end of the semester people are going to think that one of the professors is a teenage mutant ninja turtle for all we know. (Hyperbole- or is it?) If someone reads this blog from the department I wouldn't be surprised if they actually believed it. "There's a teenage mutant ninja turtle among us!"

And it's Good Friday! We must look at the Easter holiday for what it is- not for the eggs, the rabbits, and the chocolate. Personally, I think the "Easter bunny" is a thief since he (she?) cannot lay eggs and therefore steals them from chickens. Shouldn't it be the "Easter Chicken"?